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Jimmy the Rat Hates Us

Updated: Aug 26, 2023

He really does.

Can we touch him? No

Should he be loose in the house? Also no.

Were mistakes made? Yes. Several times.

Did someone require antibiotics? Maybe.

Should Jimmy be in a barn? Probably.

But here we are. . .

Jimmy the Rat is hanging out in the general population and is currently plotting both our demise and world domination.

So if you’re looking for an angry young man, with an impossibly skinny tail and sleazy criminal vibes who would likely drop a dime on his best friend without thinking twice, I’ve got a guy for you.

*no, he’s not really available for adoption at this time. We don’t have that kind of liability insurance. current mood.

Happy Wednesday.

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